feng_shui_house: animated bunnies yawning text OMG plot bunnies! (Plot Bunnies)
2015-04-06 11:26 am

[sticky entry] Sticky: How to Beta Yourself

Word usage to look out for when you haven't got a Beta. (with particular reference to Iron Man and Avengers fandom). This doesn't cover grammar, canon, formatting or any of the other facets of betaing, just words that I've seen used where they don't belong.

If you're unsure of the difference between 'Affect' and 'Effect', 'Fewer' and 'Less', 'Callus' and 'Callous', or when to use an apostrophe (rule of thumb, apostrophe used where a letter is omitted, or to indicate possession where there does not already exist a possessive form without the apostrophe) then this might help you.

Proper use of possessive pronouns: its dog (the dog is its), his cat (the cat is his), her goldfish (the goldfish is hers), my aardvark (the aardvark is mine), your horse (the horse is yours), Our bunny (the bunny is ours), Their canary (the canary is theirs).

Then there are a few special cases- Whose elephant is that? (the elephant belongs to an unknown), and One's ferret (ferret belonging to a generic one- apparently in a tribe where ferret ownership is assumed).


This is a long list. I've been coming back and adding more as I encounter them. So far I've found no examples beginning with N, X, or Z.

I haven't time to beta for anyone,alas. )
feng_shui_house: Tony Winks at Fanfic (Tony Stark)
2017-07-17 06:55 pm

MCU AU fic -Tony/Pepper, Spies (pretty much Gen, tho)

Author reveals happened, so here it is. :^) It's about 1,300 words, so it's a quick read. It's a bit on the Crack Treated Seriously level. ;^)

Cinderella Doesn't Wear Glass These Days

Oh, and I posted another short (around 1,000 words) fic yesterday, which is kinda more controversial than I thought it would be! So I'm glad I set it not to allow unregistered viewers or commenters.

It's a Post Civil War, Team Iron Man fic (folks who like Captain America should probably not read this, because it's not sympathetic to him. It's not sympathetic to Nick Fury, or Howard Stark, either. If flames happen, I'll go further and set the comments to moderated- I learned my lesson a while back- flamers attract other flamers. Best to keep the lid on them.)

Learn from the Past
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2017-07-12 11:37 am

Do you get discouraged?

When everyone else in a challenge gets gushing comments from their recipient and you get NOTHING? Not a kudos, not a 'thanks for writing'?

I need to vent. I'm trying to get back to writing, and THIS is NOT helping. )
feng_shui_house: Animation thermometer reading 98 F text I'm hot (Hot thermometer)
2017-07-08 04:15 pm

So hot, need dinosaur...

The yard needs work, but it's so HOT I'm avoiding it any way I can. Made some designs, but my hands got sore, so I reread some fic, including one where Tony Stark becomes a pet velociraptor, and so, as you do, I googled to find out how to care for a pet velociraptor in case I accidentally wound up with a Starkisaurus.

And this page is just amazingly full of everything you need to know about Velociraptor Pet Care. Well, almost. It's rather disappointingly low on tips on finding liability insurance.

https://hubpages.com/literature/Pet-Velociraptor-Care-With-Valuable-FAQs
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2017-06-14 02:25 pm

I sure wish AO3 would host photos

I have pretty much given up on finding a photo host I can afford, which doesn't have rules defining what type of images allowed, or rules against linking, and which doesn't seem to be teetering on the edge of vanishing. I've still got my LJ Scrapbook and my Flickr account, but both are owned by evil overlords so... who knows if they'll be there tomorrow? Flickr is already making it even harder to link to Spoonflower, with people scrambling to find workarounds, so I haven't even tried it.

I'm going to be deleting most (already dumped about 2,000) of my photos from Ipernity (thus breaking so many links) because their new evil overlords ran a poll wherein the cheapest yearly membership price you could vote for was 50 Euros (and I get charged a currency exchange fee)- previously it was 25 Euros which seemed a bit much considering that linking was very much discouraged (theoretically possible, but you had to load, click,load, click, copy/paste, trim URL for photos one at a time, so extremely time consuming.)

MAYBE it will stay in business under the new management and MAYBE they'll allow the free option which lets you have 200 visible photos. So I'm going to be removing a LOT of stuff that had been on my blog & hoping I'll be able to keep the photos linked to AO3, especially since some of them are illos on other people's works, so I can't even relink them if I upload elsewhere.
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2017-06-10 02:52 pm

Unaesthetic but delicious (warning: Coconut).

I attempted gluten free coconut macaroons today (not macarons, that's a different thing). I did a number of things different from the directions, so they don't LOOK like coconut macaroons but it's been close to a year since I've had anything like a cookie, so I do not CARE about appearances. It's a very simple 5 ingredient (US measurements/temp) recipe so I'll include it after the cut. Along with all the things I probably did wrong and STILL they are delicious.

One of my readers has coconut hate so I warn for it )
feng_shui_house: drawing polar bear text art is cool (Art cool)
2017-06-10 12:21 pm

Hello new readers, have a glimpse of my hobby.

I've got a few new readers of my blogs and I feel like I should give them something to see. It's been raining here, A LOT, so not many outdoor pic opportunities. I've been rereading old Teen Wolf & SGA fic, but not actually writing anything myself.

Since I'm currently in Spoonflower mode, that's pretty much it. And Spoonflower is having one of their rare discount promotions now, so I would feel bad if I didn't mention it, and later someone said they would have liked the chance to buy something.
4 paragraphs describing fabric designs & Spoonflower )
Mockups of 5 of my designs as home furnishings )
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2017-06-03 12:34 pm

That was nice.

I went out to the trash & saw the stop sign in front of my house was lying on the ground. I thought I could report it online, but turns out you need to telephone. Ok, fine. I called & got a promise they'd send someone. This is Hellholeah, so I'm not really holding my breath.

EDIT: They did send someone within a few hours & now I have 1 and 1/2 stop signs. Looks like the guy stuck the old stop sign back in the ground & put a half height beat up stop sign next to it (the half height one has a flat ground stand with sandbags, so maybe it's like a marker for them to come back and do something more permanent? I dunno. No one EVER stops at the sign, but they usually slow down... maybe 1 1/2 signs will make them slow down more?)

In which I ramble about telephones, nerves, banks, pineapple, ice cream, tomatoes, baby mockingbirds, roses for Beauty & The Beast, etc. )
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2017-05-31 04:46 pm

My Gen Prompts Bingo card

I / We have made a mistake Fission Three Wishes Neon Ambiguous
Body Swap / Body Share Phobias Butcher / Baker / Candlestickmaker: Tradesman Woobies Beauty
Sun and Stars Isolation / Loneliness Wild Card Affection Lost Limbs
Trust Housewife / Househusband All the Dead Characters are Living Together Relative values: Families Saudi Arabia
Episode Tags and Missing Scenes The Pursuit of Happiness Use of Symbolism Mystery Triads (Maiden / Mother / Crone, The Fates, Macbeth's Witches, etc.)
feng_shui_house: me at my computer (Default)
2017-05-31 03:29 pm

Food for MCU thought.

The assassin bug is a type of shield bug. Hmmm...
feng_shui_house: me at my computer (Default)
2017-05-31 02:49 pm

Ok, I'm going to try GenPrompt bingo

It's got a nice, friendly set of rules (lengthy, but sensible), with a generous amount of control over the prompts you'll get. (Note: The prompts themselves are non-sexual, but that places no limit on the fills.)

Opt -out can exclude up to 7 categories
Opt-in must request at least 3 categories

You can exclude individual prompts from both- up to 5 prompts per category.
For opt out cards you can opt out of both whole categories & individual prompts from other categories.
If a prompt has a 'type' in brackets after it (currently fandom, fiction, art, craft and graphics) that means the prompt is only for that type.

You may ask for ALL prompts of any of the types to be excluded.


It's still open for sign-ups.

Sign-up posts will go up at the start of December and the start of April and will be active for four months before being closed.

http://genprompt-bingo.dreamwidth.org/27746.html (this is the prompt list)
http://genprompt-bingo.dreamwidth.org/28105.html (this is the signup)
http://genprompt-bingo.dreamwidth.org/521.html (this is the rules)

I used ALL the exclusion types- some because I don't want the hassle of hosting images, some because I only want to write fandom, some because they didn't inspire me at all, and some because the prompts were personal no-nos.

I hope the moderator doesn't mind the extra fussiness- excluded 2 categories, excluded 2 prompt types, excluded 8 individual prompts (5 in one category alone).
feng_shui_house: Tony Winks at Fanfic (Tony Stark)
2017-05-30 10:45 pm

V. Short Iron Man ficlette.

I'm told today (May 30) is Tony Stark's birthday. So here's a ficlette about his first birthday at boarding school. Huh, got the day wrong- May 29. CLOSE ENOUGH.

Happy Birthday, Tony )
feng_shui_house: Animation pink happy face (Happy face)
2017-05-28 03:26 pm

Tic Tac Woe Banner

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If you're interested in a multifandom (or original) no pressure fic (art, podfic, etc.) challenge involving Apocalypses (Apocalypsos, Apocalypsi?) you can check out the collection, rules, links to get started, etc.
Here.
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2017-05-22 06:31 pm

In the Garden of Weedin'

Misidentification everywhere.

It smells like sage, and grows similar to Strawberry Spinach at first, then suddenly get a lot bigger --Woolly Hogwort, host to Daggerwing Butterfly caterpillars (and a few similar species).

It grows similar to Strawberry Spinach at first, then suddenly develops groups of buds (mostly 3 at a time)-- Arizona Blanketflower (planted the seeds but thought they died).

Tiny weed with very round, simple leaves, that if left alone grows tiny yellow flowers--Purslane an edible weed I've been ripping out for decades only to discover the leaves taste delicious to me- like spinach.

Caterpillar munching on an isolated fern plant in my yard in Florida. I don't recognize it, but I know most caterpillars are picky & will only eat one type of plant. I have tons of fern, so I don't mind, but I'm curious, what kind of butterfly or moth IS IT? I google search and search and search, and when I do find it, it's always 'unknown' 'mystery' 'damn caterpillar eating my fern, how do I get rid of it.'

Finally I go to one of the forums to get rid of it, 'this caterpillar sneaks in on fern imported from Florida grown plants'. More googling.

So, guess what the common name of it is? The Florida Fern Moth. ARGH. I should have known. :^)

At this point I don't know if I have ANY Strawberry Spinach plants. There are a couple of suspects left that haven't yet turned into Cinderella, so maybe.
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2017-05-22 01:50 pm

Bored Panda eats up Hours

LINK BAIT! OMG, I have no resistance. So... after 3 hours wandering after intending to look at JUST one page I saw linked on my flist, here's a few of my favorites.

Feel good news about an incredibly lucky little seahorse.
http://www.boredpanda.com/girl-rescues-seahorse-cheeto/

Feel good news about a campaign to increase condom use in London by turning graffiti into funny public service messages.
http://www.boredpanda.com/man-paints-condoms-graffiti-penises/

Wow, this guy never wanted to learn Photoshop, so he took MS Paint to new limits, and then wrote and illustrated what sounds like a fun, quirky book, about a summer camp with monsters and a bunch of rebellious teenagers having a great time.

Lots of large pics from the book to admire.
http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/
feng_shui_house: animated bunnies yawning text OMG plot bunnies! (Plot Bunnies)
2017-05-21 06:56 pm

Bingo for Tic-Tac-Woe

EDIT: Moderator suggested that if I was going for a Blackout, I should not claim the Column, so I could get a blackout banner instead. I'm only 3 mini-fic away, so I'll try for the blackout.

Theoretically, I could have achieved a column with 3 fic, BUT, naturally the prompts that cooperated were spaced all over the 3 by 3 board, so it was only with my 6th fic that I made a Bingo.

On the bright side, that means I'm 2/3 of the way to a Blackout. And I even have a vague idea of what I could do for the WildCard using one of the prompts I wasn't given.

Indiana Jones and the Cursed Skull A bit over 1,000 words, gen, crossover/fusion with Avengers.

It's absurd how much research I did for this little ficlette. :^)

Now I have to hunt up the rules for posting to the community...
feng_shui_house: animated bunnies yawning text OMG plot bunnies! (Plot Bunnies)
2017-05-20 01:04 am

First Five Lines Meme

As seen on lost_spook at DreamWidth, and astrogirl2 on LiveJournal.

List the first five (or so) lines of your last 20 stories (or however many you have altogether. WIPs count). See if there are any patterns.

Assorted fandoms. Goes back a ways, haven't been writing much the last couple of years )
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2017-05-14 12:28 pm

Fun with Homonyms.

Bolt means entirely different things to a horse trainer, a weather watcher, a sewist, a gardener, a machinist, a security guard, a sharpshooter, an archer, or a cook.

Grain means entirely different things to a farmer, a cook, a sewist, a photographer, a pharmacist, and a lumberyard worker.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_true_homonyms

Heteronyms, Homonyms, Homographs and Homophones