There's no crack, like Marvel Canon Crack.

[feng_shui_house]

Whenever I think my fanfic is cracky, I will just remember that Marvel hypnotized 3 Skrull into thinking they were COWS, and then kept coming back to the Skrull cows, with all sorts of scenarios over the years, including *knowingly* sending them to be slaughtered and letting the meat enter the normal market with the result that some folks developed shape changing powers, and let farmers breed them with cattle and let their hybrid offspring eventually become sort of pacifist people who repeatedly get murdered by anti-Skrull sort of like the KKK, and have some of the Skrull cows become dairy cows, and their milk does all sorts of things to people, including brainwashing them into a giant Skrull community and when they get unskrulled because one person visiting is lactose intolerant, and they are all wonderfully healthy and 6 years younger... you know? WTF can I do to equal that?

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Skrull_Cows_(Earth-616)