Peanut Butter Update

Eeee... dizzy... ok, they changed the address to send lids for refund. The 1-866-344-6970 phone number now says to mail them to Con Agra Foods, POBox 3768, Omaha, Nebraska, 68103. Being Avonically nit-picky, I sent in a copy of the grocery store bill so they know the price I paid, $4.50. I cut off the rim of the lid, so I could send it in an ordinary envelope for a regular first-class stamp.

I now return to my email collating, in which Avon has developed a pepperoni allergy, so Blake has to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Another email snippet

(A sample from my weird story generator, when I was testing it while developing it 2 years ago)

Jenna and Krantor create the ultimate weapon-Blake in Krantor's bedroom with
an Auron sex manual.

The Federation doesn't stand a chance.
EEE, it's getting cold! They told me it might get down to 40 degrees F tonight. AHHHhhh...I'll freeze! No, wait, I have Mexican hot chocolate. Yes, I'm SAVED. Bwhahahahah....erm... sorry, email psychosis is setting in.

EDIT: Factoid. Brown and Serve rolls were accidentally invented by a volunteer fireman in Avon Park, Florida. Avon and Buns! Of course!