I started writing a porny story, but got nervous cuz of electrician in house, so started listing/organizing newsletters/APAs instead. Bro brought in mail, including the Joy of Bills, and the Pleasure of Screwed Up Legal Papers. At that point listing got put on pause. After I got email to attny sent off I tried to get back to porn but instead did a Flesch-Kincaid analysis of the page of pre-porn so far. According to it, kids in grade 6 can understand it. Well, it didn't get to the sex part yet.So then I googled Flesch-kincaid and found this old meme.
entropy-house's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6 |
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Average number of words per sentence: | 12.75 |
Average number of syllables per word: | 1.38 |
Total words in sample: | 969 |
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And that led to this one.
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entropy_housebium is an opaque, soapy ochre liquid drained from the saliva of a bat. |
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entropy_housebium is an opaque, soapy ochre liquid drained from the saliva of a bat. |
shimere277ium is a translucent, dusty brown powder leeched from the lungs of a hawk. |
Mixing entropy_housebium with shimere277ium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent gold potion which gives the user the power of invisibility. |
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entropy_housebium is an opaque, soapy ochre liquid drained from the saliva of a bat. |
kerr_avonium is a cloudy, frangible scarlet solid made from the feet of a platypus that eats a dead briar. |
Mixing entropy_housebium with kerr_avonium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy tan potion which gives the user the power of summoning lightning. |
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kerr-avonium is a translucent, fine aquamarine powder gleaned from the flesh of a fox. |
roj-blakesium is a cloudy, frangible aquamarine solid pulled from the belly of a rat. |
Mixing kerr-avonium with roj-blakesium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque blue potion which gives the user protection from angry glares. |
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kerr_avonium is a cloudy, frangible scarlet solid made from the feet of a platypus that eats a dead briar. |
roj_blaketium is a translucent, crumbly scarlet powder drawn from the sap of the deadly nightshade. |
Mixing kerr_avonium with roj_blaketium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque fuchsia potion which gives the user protection from electric shocks. |
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