Plot Generator fun

[feng_shui_house]

What's interesting about this plot generator is that it allows you the option of saving the result (it's around 120 words) and sharing the link.

Here's the generator.
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=j2fghyx

And this is the test run I did.
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/j2fghyx/derek-hale.html



Derek Hale

An Apocalypse Novel

It was a time of terror. Sadistic yeti would devour each other in the street.
Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One brave, protective man - Derek Hale.
Derek is a 29-year-old hunter from cemetary with a thirst for chainsaw.
He knows that to stop the sadistic yeti from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his insightful secretary, Stiles Stilinski.
He gives up his insane life and travels to hospital where he attends an important asteroid strike and acquires some bloody sword.
However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Derek. He is left with two options: stop the sadistic yeti in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.


Praise for Derek Hale
"Never have there been more chilling villains than sadistic yeti that devour each other."
- The Daily Tale
"Are we seriously supposed to find a brave and protective hunter from cemetary heroic?"
- Enid Kibbler

Comments

[haldane]

save us from the sadistic yeti!

[feng_shui_house]

Derek says they taste pretty good, so he's working on it. ;^)

[haldane]

It could be fun to mix up the positive and negative descriptions. I could have an inquisitive, vile orphan run away from a lewd but compassionate preacher.

[feng_shui_house]

Or you could have an inquisitive, lewd orphan run into a depraved and vile preacher and have them happily practice S&M.

[haldane]

What's the drama in that? No conflict, no story! :D

[feng_shui_house]

You're right. The orphan actually turns out to be the preacher's offspring and blames the preacher for abandoning him in the animal shelter. To this day he can't find leather collars kinky.

In remore the preacher shaves off all her hair and tries to make a hair shirt while the orphan runs off to become a Bingo caller.

Bronte form

[haldane]

The Tenant of Emsworth Cottage
A Lost Bronte Novel
by
Dub Nurk is an inquisitive and determined orphan raised by a depraved and vile preacher. Eventually he gets a job working as a typesetter for the noble Lord Emsworth of Emsworth Cottage. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a blossoming passion.

On the day of their wedding, a vindictive greengrocer escapes from the attic of Emsworth Cottage and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Emsworth is dead, Dub flees from the church and wanders the louring moors for days until he is rescued by a compassionate waiter.

However, although Lord Emsworth is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Dub he becomes hateful and lewd. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the greengrocer from the attic haunts him.

Meanwhile, thinking Lord Emsworth is dead, Dub accepts a marriage proposal from his saviour, the waiter. However, one night he believes he can hear Lord Emsworth calling, "Dub, where are you? Dub come home!" and he returns to Emsworth Cottage.

On Dub's return, he finds Lord Emsworth drunk and without sight. Mistaking him for the ghost of the vindictive greengrocer, he attacks him with a swords and Dub Nurk dies.

As he attends to the body, Lord Emsworth realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.

Re: Bronte form

[feng_shui_house]

OH, wow, I am laughing so hard. That's TRAGIC. *Giggle* It's lovely.

[sallymn]

Oh. My. God.

Sallymarina had even helped a mammoth baby elephant cross the road. That's the sort of woman she was.

Jonathon James gazed with the affection of 8871 vague bloody birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want chocolate."

They looked at each other with worried feelings, like two kindly, kind koalas wandering at a very bright birthday, which had jazz music playing in the background and two uncles loving to the beat....

I'm sure I've read fanfic not much worse...

[feng_shui_house]

The two uncles loving to the beat is definitely familiar. ;^)