too hot to sleep

[feng_shui_house]

So at 5am (3 hrs sleep) I got up and cleaned my ears & my toilet tank flapper valve, and checked out giraffes and invented bad giraffe jokes to add to the million giraffe blog. My latest giraffes are on line now.

Air-drop giraffes (this is for a country sadly lacking in giraffes. they will be useful picking apples from the tops of trees.)
http://www.onemilliongiraffes.com/?id=19753
Sketched giraffe
http://www.olahelland.net/giraffes/?id=19742




Why are giraffes so bad at Hide and Seek?
Because they're always spotted.

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Why do giraffes have horns?
So they can beep at the elephants blocking the road.

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Two tickbirds land on a giraffe's tail and begin searching for bugs. Having no luck they work their way up the haunch, over the back and then search the neck, until finally, camouflaged in the dark brown fur of a neck spot, they find a bunch of ticks.

The first bird grumbles to the other one, "That was a long way to go to find a picking spot."

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Why do giraffes have a brush at the end of their tails?

So they can touch up their spots.
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How many giraffes would you need to reach to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

Only one, but he does rather fill the lift.

Comments

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Yay giraffes!