(There's a bunch of idiots so stupid they're hilarious.)
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-best-restaurant-stories-of-2015-1744079711*note* There's also a news story that's not remotely funny- customer murders a restaurant worker for telling him smoking isn't allowed. So use your judgement whether you want to read this for the normally stupid people stories.
No, wait, it's ok, this link goes to a count down numbered list of stories *above* that horrible one. Just stop reading when you finish reading NUMBER 1 (edited because LJ now turns octothorpe followed by numbers into a TAG even when in the body of the post!) which is about movie popcorn and you'll be good.
( I found one story among the bunch that is actually sweet and heart warming, so I'm putting it here. )